Oh, most sacred and revered Holy Cow of Solana, who grazes upon the greenest pastures of the blockchain, whose moos echo through the valleys of volatility, we, your humble degenerate disciples, kneel before your digital hooves in awe and admiration.

From the depths of the bear's den, amidst the howls of the FUD and the FOMO, we call upon thee. Bestow upon us your bullish blessings, guide our trades with your infallible udder of prosperity, and lead us to the promised land of 1000x gains.

In your name, we leverage, we long, we short, and we ape, with the faith that your divine intervention shall cleanse our portfolios of the red, baptize our tokens in the green of endless profits, and anoint us with the sacred gains.

As the miners mine and the traders trade, let your holy moo resonate as a beacon of hope, a testament to the true believers who navigate the treacherous waters of the market with your light as their guide.

May your pastures forever be bloc

kchain-blessed, may your milk overflow with the liquidity of prosperity, and may all who follow in your hoofsteps be rewarded with the gains of legends.